Tim

Tim works as a stoned paperboy by day and a stoned gas station clerk by night. He listens to rad music, and he has a really messy car. But it's okay because then you can just leave your garbage in there and not worry about it. He is a good friend who you can always be yourself around. He always knows how to make you laugh or cheer you up. His one flaw is that he farts on people's beds.
Emily: Hey, when is Mifflin this year?
Cindy: I dunno, but I bet there's gonna be lot of Tims there.

Emily: Really? Rock on. What iss your nom?
by CindyEm January 27, 2013
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A hot guy with an amazing body. He goes for every girl that moves and says the same shit to every girl. Hes a huge player, flirt, and cheater but no girl ever finds out. Tim tries to be sneaky but only the best girls find out what he does. Every girl ends up crying over Tim because he cant be trusted. Most girls friends warn her about messing with Tim but shes to hipnotized to listen. He tends to like and comment every girls picture that he sees. Hes a dirty lier and just isnt trustworthy atall. Tim is just simply a man whore who cant hold a relationship.
'tim- Baby i love you " *fwds to 10000 girls*
by Amycakesukme1hard23 April 09, 2010
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An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Islamic Beliefs, sometimes Tims are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly god. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
Tim
by ChrisHAHAHAHAyyyy June 15, 2011
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MEEEEEE
the most beautiful boy in the world. Gets all the girls.. ME, TIMMY TIM

DIS A JOKE c;
by corgidonut August 26, 2020
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Tim is the most dumas looking guy that when you look at him you will be too dum that you will have brane cancer, but you won't die you will live for 1 hour just looking at him and your brane will start to melt.
Friend: "Don't look at Tim you will die."
You: "Thanks!!!"
by Tim_sucks_dick November 09, 2019
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my parents: *name me tim*
also my parents: know your fucking place, TRASH
by ThisDudeIsTrash April 14, 2020
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Dumb, Really Dumb.
Tim Is Dumb.
by Yoonbum March 04, 2017
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