by Sigarpill July 12, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. by ur dads unicorn November 16, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
Get the unicornmug. To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012
Get the Unicorningmug. Unicorn : a mythical sexy male who thoroughly enjoys going down on women.
Not just to get her to reciprocate either, he honestly doesn't even care if she touches him.
This magnificent bastard doesn't just say he likes doing it like those trashy chads who late all talk and no....tongue...
He craves it and if he decides he is having you for dinner you best set the table and show him some damn manners.
If you catch a glimpse of him in his natural habitat between your legs you will see the pure joy that comes across his face as you try and pull away because it's just too much. He thrives on the words "I can't take any more" and making you consider religious pursuits
The mark of a true unicorn is once you have come once to pull you back in and make you go again even if you think you can't -he will make it happen and you will end up questioning your life choices and why you have gotten this far in life without knowing you can come like that.
A unicorn also comes with a expiry date as nothing this good should be squandered for one person. You won't really feel like trying to pursue anything anyway as conversations are difficult when he has a mouth full of... you
It is your duty as a woman to set him free to make another sis his lunch.
Have your fun and release him back into the wild as he cannot be tamed.
It's like how if you are blind your sense of hearing can be heightened - this guy is just not good at any other interaction with a female.
And that's ok.
Bon appetite
Not just to get her to reciprocate either, he honestly doesn't even care if she touches him.
This magnificent bastard doesn't just say he likes doing it like those trashy chads who late all talk and no....tongue...
He craves it and if he decides he is having you for dinner you best set the table and show him some damn manners.
If you catch a glimpse of him in his natural habitat between your legs you will see the pure joy that comes across his face as you try and pull away because it's just too much. He thrives on the words "I can't take any more" and making you consider religious pursuits
The mark of a true unicorn is once you have come once to pull you back in and make you go again even if you think you can't -he will make it happen and you will end up questioning your life choices and why you have gotten this far in life without knowing you can come like that.
A unicorn also comes with a expiry date as nothing this good should be squandered for one person. You won't really feel like trying to pursue anything anyway as conversations are difficult when he has a mouth full of... you
It is your duty as a woman to set him free to make another sis his lunch.
Have your fun and release him back into the wild as he cannot be tamed.
It's like how if you are blind your sense of hearing can be heightened - this guy is just not good at any other interaction with a female.
And that's ok.
Bon appetite
"I went on a date with that guy last night and it was great but I won't see him again .... he is a unicorn... do you want his number?"
by Harlicain October 30, 2020
Get the Unicornmug. If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
by mandythewombat October 22, 2015
Get the Unicornmug. Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.
by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015
Get the Unicornmug.