Sausage Festival

term used to describe a surplus and disproportionate ratio of males to females at a social gathering; also shorted "Sausage Fest." is acceptable

"Man it's a damn Sausage Festival up in this joint ... let's go to another bar down the street."

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 18, 2006

Sausage Sisters

The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.

Amber and Viki both had sex with roy, that makes them sausage sisters.

by Mr. SnowmanPants June 28, 2011

Sausage sizzle

1)A party, gathering, meeting or soire` that is predominantly male;
2)A situation in which males outnumber females greatly, literally too many penises in one room and thus a sausage sizzle.
3)Any gathering of more than five people where over 50% are male.
4)A bbq, usually for fundraising purposes, at which cheap sausages are cooked and sold in bread for around $1.50
See also sausage party

"Man, there's not a single chick in this room. We're having a Sausage sizzle!"

4)"How to raise funds for Little Jimmy's chemotherapy?"
"I know, let's have a sausage sizzle!"

by Setkino October 3, 2007

sausage fest

a party where there's almost no girls

"how was nate's party last night"
"sucked, it was a friggin sausage fest"

by Tommy F. September 23, 2005

sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.

Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014

Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.

Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Congo Sausage

Euphemism for interracial wee wee.

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.

by El Stink July 17, 2009