"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."
by RoastyBee May 16, 2018
Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.
That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!
by WooLIII February 27, 2018
When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
by EYEBR0WSE December 15, 2018
The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.
by AlabamaBaby January 02, 2019
Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.
The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"
by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009
Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010