Knife hands

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019

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Get the Knife handsmug.

Spin The Knife

Like Spin the Bottle, only there's no romance whatsoever. In its place, there is murder and bloodshed. This game is Round-based, where a group of at least 5 people sit at a table with a knife placed on top of it and one person spins the knife. The first person that has the tip pointed to them is the Killer of that Round, where the second person that has the knife's tip pointed at them is the Victim. The game goes for as many Rounds until there is only one person remaining. The Last Man Standing is the Winner of the Game. The Aim of the Game is to not Die. But when the Host dies, everyone else must Scatter.

Round One Victim: Hey, do you wanna play Spin The Knife?
Round One Killer: Yeah, sure.

*Host (Who just happened to be the Round One Victim) spins the Knife* *Knife points to Round One Killer, then Round One Victim*
Round One Victim: Man, I suck at this game...

by ArchTitans November 2, 2017

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