man grenade

1: a male cameltoe
2: a male package visible through his pants

"Why does he have to wear spandex? You can see his man grenade from here."

by Tim W February 09, 2006

Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)

Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!

by Not Chris S. December 04, 2009

Halo Grenade

(Used mostly in First Person Shooters)

Person who randomly chucks a grenade into the air without a target hoping it will kill someone.

(Alpha) Player 1: Here goes another Halo Grenade!
(Bravo) Player 2: Dude! that noob just killed me with a Halo Grenade!

by Stephen Risinger September 17, 2007

grenade grill

when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.

why do even rich britons have grenade grills?

by dirty rotten scoundrel July 19, 2006

Grenade Whistle

Sometimes you're at the club and you bring a few girls home and you're a little cloudy so you don't realize you brought home grenades. So it's up to your roommate to blow on the Grenade Whistle to snap you out of it and bring you to your senses so you can kick that grenade out.

If you bring a girl home, and you are to drunk to realize she is a grenade. Your friends will sound the Grenade Whistle to let you know that your girl is a grenade!

by Max_Laxin January 31, 2011

Grenade Captain

The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.

It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?

We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.

by Mr. Doobie July 14, 2008

Hand Grenade

When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'

Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!

by totallynotaposer August 31, 2016