Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)

OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.

by RCprofessors January 11, 2022

cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022

That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.

Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”

by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020

cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.

Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.

by JayRizzy November 27, 2021

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina

Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter

by Pmdono May 14, 2016

boba-cooch

putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch

I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend

by howdyluvs December 11, 2019