A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019
Get the toast the bagelsmug. Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!
by awkward banjo July 31, 2010
Get the Sassy Bagelmug. A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.
by BabyJC December 11, 2016
Get the Bathroom Bagelmug. by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
Get the bagel nutmug. When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
by edgykid June 20, 2019
Get the Morning Bagelmug. Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 22, 2007
Get the bagel popmug. by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012
Get the Cheesin' the Bagelmug.