Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.

“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”

by hello_kitty1 April 07, 2019

San Diego thank you

When you kiss someone while on the toilet

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you

by Crazylittlefucker April 26, 2023

Thank you bandwagon

The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.

*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…

Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon

by Goopygoopty July 22, 2024

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 03, 2019