So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
by Fred97 October 26, 2011
A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
by thotpenguin January 10, 2018
The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.
by 24JackBauer24 November 11, 2009
When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.
by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022
When you excuse yourself from a video chat and then surprise the person you are video chatting with by lowering your testicles into the range of the camera from above.
My friend I was chatting with said they needed to step out for a second, but the next thing I saw was a set of hairy balls on my screen - totally video teabagged me.
by S Gminder April 03, 2011
When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018