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O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday
Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!
by saladlickerman January 21, 2010
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T and P

1. A short form, commonly used for tities and pussy. Also a common use in sexual education courses when feeling it is inappropriate to say tities and pussy.
2. A sports cheer before the starting of a game.
1.Pat Mags has a girlfriend with some nice T and P.

2. On 3 boys 1,2,3, T AND P!
by domer17 May 26, 2008
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C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.
by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010
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T.A.P.S

T.A.P.S- Tight Asian Pussy
brian-"oh my god look at those T.A.P.S
richard-"whats taps?"
brian-"TIGHT ASIAN PUSSY"
by Decast Ronaut September 11, 2010
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TAPs (T.A.P.)

Damn, that girl is wearing some TAPs!
by JENERGY May 15, 2003
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T.M.P.D.A

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.
Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about
by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009
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P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008
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