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When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.
Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:
by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023
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m.i.m.o.t

I'm so stressed and m.i.m.o.t
by NG92 March 14, 2015
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M Ö T H

The lord of all, the greatest being of pure light, ruling over all of reality.
Devotee:Hail M Ö T H, bro.
Heathen: wut
Devotee: HE IS IMPURE
by Voice of M Ö T H April 14, 2021
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m o n s t a x

Beastmode.

(It's a reference from Monsta X's song, Beastmode lol)
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: M
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: O
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: N S T A, X
P1: Beastmode.
OR
P1: M O N S T A X
P2: Wtf are you singing?
P1: Beastmode.
by Hyungwon's_Coffee August 30, 2022
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J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.
by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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