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Suggering

(NOUN) Suggering;a circular abrasion surrounding the nipple, usually caused by poorly executed experimental bondage.
Last night was a bad idea, my right nipple has a MAJOR suggering
by The Viking and the Whore February 25, 2009
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surfers speedball

A combination of coffee and weed to help wake you and chill out . So you can be both awake and productive as well as relaxed .

The combination of two substances : in this case marijuana and a good cup of Joe .
Starbucks and a kush blunt , the perfect Surfers Speedball .

I'm going to have my Surfers Speedball and hit the beach .
by invasion252 April 1, 2011
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channel surfer

Someone whose interests are always changing or who never sees an endeavour through to the end; a capricious individual.
"That channel surfer's skateboard has been gathering dust in his garage ever since he started doing karate."
by Encantadoro August 3, 2006
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German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
by Dirrkk June 3, 2009
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Negropedic Surgeon

A person of African descent who deals with feet. They could be a foot surgeon or even a shoe salesmen at Foot Locker or any shoe place.
Those are some fresh kicks.

Yeah my Negropedic surgeon at Foot Locker suggested them for me.
by donkey dealer November 10, 2009
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Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.
Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.
by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019
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surferdick

Where your boner is like pointing up, like you have been laying on it forever. As if you ride your board forever laying on the dick.
Oh man i had a massive surferdick when i woke up.
by Valike March 9, 2008
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