Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Going Subway

When the Subway employee takes to long to take your order or messes up your sandwich so bad that one has no other choice but to Go Subway on that employee.

Rick - {Waiting at the counter for 5 minutes}

Sub employee - May I help you?

Rick - I would like a Cold Cut please.

Sub employee - {After making the Sandwich} What would you like on your BMT sir?

Rick - Listen you dumb BITCH, I waited for 5 fucking minutes only for you to take my order and you fucked that up too... {Continues for many minutes.}

Now thats Going Subway!

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Soggy Subway

A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.

Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.

One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.

by Harmony's Father May 8, 2023

Second Avenue Subway

An improvement of New York City's public transportation that has been desperately needed since it was first proposed in 1919, the Second Avenue Subway still inspires manic laughter and searing anger in many at its mere mention. Persons living on the East Side are, naturally, most susceptible to such fits as they are psychologically unbalanced from riding the city's most overcrowded and unreliable subway line on Lexington Avenue. New Yorkers may recall that this line was promised some 50 years ago as a replacement for the decommissioned elevated trains on the East side; some may even recall the $500 million bond issue approved in 1951 for its construction that rapidly disappeared into the black hole of kleptocracy that is the New York City government. More colossally embarrassing than even Boston's Big Dig, the Second Avenue Subway, which will supposedly be constructed by 2011, may yet come to pass and restore the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans. The more likely possibility, however, given Mayor Michael Bloomberg's judgment that the city's most pressing transportation problem is that residents of Queens don't have easy access to an imaginary stadium on the West Side, is that the Second Avenue Subway will remain the unicorn for New Yorkers who have been screwed for over 50 years.

New Yorker A: "Second Avenue Subway."

New Yorker B: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, you're hysterical."

by Chipper Manhattanite July 7, 2004

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

footlong at subway

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5

Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long

by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016