Suburban-trauma

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.

A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”

by GenZgirl_slang April 27, 2025

Suburban Blinker

A suburban blinker is when you take one pull from a thc/weed cartridge or disposable then hold it in and take another pull, before you exhale take a french inhale from a nicotine device.

Yo bro that suburban blinker was deadly. I think I might try to take a suburban blinker where's the nic?

by OurPatron July 17, 2024

Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

rusty suburban

The act of having sex with two women. The man performs anal sex on the first woman until covered then puts his penis in the second woman's vagina. Bonus is the second woman is a MILF

Bobby was having sex with two women. Sara enjoyed anal, Stacy did not. Once Bobby was done having anal sex with Sara he proceeded to bang the shit "into"Stacy, performing the act of Rusty Suburban

by Chefmike78 July 5, 2017

That’s suburban

Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.

1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”

Response: “... That’s suburban.”

by iknowabitchnamedbecky;) May 3, 2020

SubUrban Dictionary

People, typically from the suburbs, who visit a satirical dictionary website with satirical definitions and still somehow get offended when a word pokes fun at Republicans or Conservatives.

I love coming on here and seeing any Trump-related post get bombarded with Thumbs Down buttons. This isn't Suburban Dictionary, people

by Boodigolous June 10, 2020

Suburban cherry

The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.

They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021