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stump water

A nasty tasting beer or other liquor.
In a sense that most liquor is brewed just like stump water brews in a stump making it stagnant.
Whoa that Natti is some stump water.
I can see how you can drink that shit.
by Oswaldo Sanchez April 11, 2005
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patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot
girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet
by danidaisy November 3, 2006
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Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011
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Stump broke

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016
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Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.
by Joey Logic February 23, 2008
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Stumple

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.
"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"
by keefington January 27, 2009
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stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
by jonez77 February 19, 2003
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