Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 28, 2009

Smuggle

v. To mess up in a big way.
n. A costly mistake.
adj.(Smuggler) One with a reputation for messing things up.

Dude, I smuggled that presentation yesterday. I hope they don't fire my ass for it.
Man, I knew that it was going to be quite a smuggle as soon as you started crying when the boss looked dissatisfied.
This is why I don't put smugglers like you on my team, you always find a way to mess something up.

by jolly.rancher April 19, 2008

Snugglewhumpus

A rare specimen of straight male who enjoys cuddling and/or Snuggling and being close to a woman, and doesn't require sex to enjoy her company.

My boyfriend is such a Snugglewhumpus!

Every woman wants a Snugglewhumpus of her own!!

Oooh, she is SO lucky to have a Snugglewhumpus!

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE YOU SNUGGLEWHUMPUS!

by Edregarious March 31, 2009

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

smugglers

Windows of a vehicle tinted so dark you can't see anything inside that vehicle.

Refers to a vehicle driven by drug smugglers

You can tell by those smugglers what that ho is up to...

by Autumn McDaniel September 19, 2007

netflix and snuggle

JUST NETFLIX. JUST SNUGGLING. NO SEX.

Me: Hey do you wanna come over and Netflix and snuggle?
He: What's that
Me: It's like Netflix and chill minus the chill.
He: Nah no thanks

by MSGina April 9, 2016

Greek Smuggler

When you fuck a chick in her ass and then her pussy back in forth in quick succession.

After I gave her a greek smuggler my dick smelled like fish shit.

by D C. and E C. December 17, 2009