The act of tying a string around one’s scrotum and tying a bag of bricks to the other end of the string and then having someone drop said bag of bricks off of a cliff or another high place
by J3WB3RT November 18, 2024
Get the Scrottroping mug.Portmanteau of "street" (or "stroad") and "motorway". A strotorway is a multi-lane urban freeway oficially designated as a motorway (that is no mopeds), which, like a non-motor stroad, has too many tightly spaced exits, onramps, offramps, and interchanges. This leads to excessively many lane changes, making a strotorway more dangerous than a motorroad, just like a stroad. Strotorway placement in close vicinity of downtown, if not right in the middle, creates abnormal levels of noise and pollution, and creates an obstacle for vehicles not allowed on them. The speed limit, whatever it may be, is vehemently disobeyed, moreso than on a stroad, with the exception of slow trucks. Traffic jams are very common on strotorways, to the extent that it may actually be faster to bike, although unlike on stroads, traffic jams on strotorway are typically moving at faster than walking pace. Strotorways are often ringroads or parts of originally planned ring roads, however a particular city may be pursuing a different urban freeway system topology. In hindsight, strotoways are seen as a planning mistake, absence of planning, or a relic of olden times. Just like with stroads, the solution is to either turn strotorways into proper motorroads, or streets.
Jižní spojka in Prague is a prime example of a strotorway, whereas Magistrála is a stroad. A100 in Berlin is also a strotorway, whereas A10 around Berlin isn't quite a strotorway. M25 around London has some strotorway qualities, particularly many lanes and traffic jams. As for the USA, most intra-city Interstates are basically strotorways.
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Get the stottler mug.The fake company Jordan Belfort established to legitimize his illegal pump-and-dump scheme in the 2014 film, The Wolf of Wall Street.
Investor: Hey Marty, you heard of Stratton Oakmont? That new investment firm that is on the up and up, I just bought 100 shares of this company I haven't even heard of through Stratton Oakmont. I sure hope they know their stuff, because I'll be screwed if things go bad.
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Get the Stratton Oakmont mug.The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.
It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.
It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.
📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."
by qeimada September 9, 2025
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To behave like an NPC and be stupid, but only for a brief period of time, such as when you have a stroke, but which causes you instead to become stupid and behave like an NPC.
To behave like an NPC and be stupid, but only for a brief period of time, such as when you have a stroke, but which causes you instead to become stupid and behave like an NPC.
My friend strotted out and started repeating the same sentences like an NPC.
I was strotting out and started shooting the air in a video game.
I strot often when it comes to spelling words.
I was strotting out and started shooting the air in a video game.
I strot often when it comes to spelling words.
by just657t November 25, 2025
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