Strobing

Flashing someone repeatedly and quickly causing them to have a stroke.

Hey, johnny, Tim and I were caught strobing the old lady down the street

by Brookofhal July 31, 2011

stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it

My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.

by missourimaniac February 24, 2005

stroking his yoshi

another term for male masturbation

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.

by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011

clot stomping

The dance a woman does when she passes a very large blood clot in the shower and it won't go down the small holes in the drain.

The other day I was helping my wife out in the shower with her clot stomping and I got some between my toes.

by K C F May 29, 2008

split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008

Streaming a nut in her box

The act of ejaculating (e.g. 'nutting', usually sans condom) in a chicks vagina (e.g. 'box').

"Dude, what happened with that hottie last nite?"

"Well, I was streaming a nut in her box when the doorbell rang."

by NikonMan February 8, 2009