Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.

"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"

by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009

vinegar strokes

The often odd, varied and bizarre facial expressions a man make at the point when he is is just about to ejaculate. The same sort of faces you would pull if you had just quaffed a pint of vinegar.

I was just getting into my vinegar strokes when the doorbell rang.

by Bert Quock May 30, 2006

Mercy Stroke

The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.

Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*

by 8butt April 30, 2014

9 strokes

It means jerking off and is widely used in the U.K.

I just did the 9 strokes with jerry

by johhnyworking87 October 10, 2022

Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018

stroke and scrub

When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.

John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"

John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."

by Cockstoker3000 February 22, 2017

Mind Stroke

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.

Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke

by blinddolphin April 8, 2011