Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.
by kris takahashi November 27, 2010
Get the Post-Dramatic Stress Disordermug. A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016
Get the post-trump stress disordermug. Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012
Get the Post-traumatic stress bonermug. PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
Get the Penis Traumatic Stress Disordermug. Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019
Get the stressed depressed lemon zestmug. by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009
Get the Current Traumatic Stress Disordermug. RESI
The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.
Cures:
Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.
The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.
Cures:
Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.
Experts say if you keep going back to the same bad relationship you have a much higher chance of developing Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury.
by Sophiesblues February 5, 2010
Get the Repetitive Emotional Stress Injurymug.