stoad

a penis that is wider than it is long. Also known as tunacan dick

I have a stoad, ladies.

by riffmeister3000 August 15, 2016

stoodent

lazy good for nothing sponging of the government

see him, see that waster? he's a stoodent!

by b3ta October 8, 2003

Stood

a big hairy ball sack

Did you see his stood? It was nasty.

by bellybabes August 6, 2010

stodge

Stoned beyond the point of return.

'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified'

by Vore February 16, 2003

stodgey

Meaning cheap, of poor quality, or does not work well.

I bought this clock, but it's stodgey! The man who sold it to me said it would never break.

by moth December 1, 2003

stouch

a way of telling someone to stop and saying ouch at the same time

person 1: hey bill
bill: yo, dawg! *punch*
person 1:stouch dude!that hurt

by sparklepop83 May 23, 2008

Stoody

Student/learner drivers who take part in poor driving practices, such as holding up traffic, cutting off other drivers, and waiting far too long at stop signs.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a stoody on route six.

by stoodysmasher93 November 24, 2015