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Step Bro

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A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
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Step 2

Simply put, step 2 is ???.
Step 1: Lasers
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
by Yams August 1, 2007
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Stegometre

origin: wolfpack facebook thread, April 8, 2010

Stegometre: noun 1. a really lame word made up by a really lame guy who decided that even though he's pretty close to being gay, he's too homophobic to allow other guys into the wolfpack (which consists of mostly guys already) even though the guy in question is really cool and british and awesome. 2. something or other that possibly has something to do with stegosauruses
if you want Tom in the wolfpack say "I heart stegometres"
"what the hell is a stegometre? screw it, i'm voting for Tom, because he's cooler than you."
by discoverychannelwolf April 8, 2010
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Step away from the birds

Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."
by pdferguson December 29, 2010
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Step-dousch

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.
Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch
by Masterprophet January 2, 2012
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stepchilding

the act of displaying a cold shoulder, condescending, patronizing, ignoring, attitude toward someone
....after repeated unreturned calls and unanswered texts you bump into the person you are trying to contact " Hey man why are you stepchilding me, I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks, whats up with that?"
by rhyynno September 10, 2012
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step nigga

a step nigga is a male who a female uses to try and replace her first love , but he will never be as good .
K'ierra : "Joe will never be as good as James "
K'yanna : " Because , Joe is your step nigga. "
by c'yanna_and_marii July 1, 2014
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