Stealth Uprise

Best Esports Organization In the world they play Fortnite and Rocket League

I am about to join Stealth Uprise.

by Stealth Fan April 14, 2020

Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

stealth bus

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.

It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!

by Urban_observer December 23, 2011

Stealth pig

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind

But as you pass them and look closer total pig

O look at her awesome

O shit total stealth pig

by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018

Stealth Grope

The act of brushing up a sexual part of a person as you walk by.

Dude, I totally just stealth groped that chick!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

by Chocoboi March 22, 2020