Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016

steamy salami

Blowin vape clouds into a man's boxers and/or briefs, creating a steamy salami

Omg Becky he was so big I had to give him a steamy salami

by Steamysalami June 25, 2017

Steamy Bun

The act of wrapping your erect penis in plastic wrap, and then inserting it into another persons anus. Thus making a "steamy bun."

You have any plastic wrap handy? I'd like to make a steamy bun!

by Dr. Mc Cocklan January 5, 2018

Steamy Jenga

Steamy Jenga; the act of one person sitting on the toilet taking a shit, with another person stacked on top simultaneously shitting their brains out through the person belows legs into the toilet.

Wow, Charlie Calvin and I just had a crazy Steamy Jenga session!

by Charles "forehead" Colvin January 20, 2022

Steamy Finger

When a person puts their finger(s) inside a willing recipients anus and wiggles it in and out until he or she has feces on their finger

I scratched my anus and had a steamy finger for the rest of the date

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Steamy steamy youch

You know it when you see it.

Wow that was a great set of melee, steamy steamy youch!

by youchster May 14, 2021

steamy rhino

When a chick is giving you head, and right before ejaculation you aim for her nostril and shoot your cream up her nose

Oh remember that chick from the bar last night? Yea while she was on her knees i gave her a steamy rhino.

by Tye gordon April 20, 2018