I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
Get the squish the catmug. so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
Get the BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!mug. A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.
by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013
Get the Squished Mosquitomug. by weeweemonkeys January 22, 2022
Get the squishmug. When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
Get the Squished Mittenmug. by squishmachine123 January 8, 2022
Get the squishmug. That squish-ue was so gross!!
by candlegirl May 20, 2022
Get the squish-uemug.