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squish the cat

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
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BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
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Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.
A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.
by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013
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squish

“I thought I made her cum, but I just made her take a squish”
by weeweemonkeys January 22, 2022
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Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
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squish

when they’re doing nish, you’re making squish
by squishmachine123 January 8, 2022
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squish-ue

The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.
That squish-ue was so gross!!
by candlegirl May 20, 2022
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