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Squidward

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
“She gave me that squidward last night bro
by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021
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Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!
by Link8818 May 7, 2018
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Red Mist Squidward

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself
RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what
by PopCatty March 24, 2025
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Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get
Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023
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Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
by Pedway94 September 6, 2019
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Squidward

Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022
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squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name
whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass
by #rogang February 5, 2020
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