Squatijike 

A made up animal with arms at the front, big lips and doesn't want to be alive. The female is a dark brown and the male is blue. When they breed the babies come out black and white. Squatijike's eat both meat and herbs and doesn't live in a specific area or climate.

Do you see that Squatijike over there?

Squatijike by luIvuu May 28, 2021

Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.

The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.

Swamp Squat by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

Diesel Squat 

The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.

"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"

"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."

Diesel Squat by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011

shitter squatter 

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

shitter squatter by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

tennessee squeaker 

When the vagina is not wet but the male still shoves his penis in there any way and goes till it starts squeaking and then he busts all kinds of nuts deep inside and then rips his penis out with great force.

That girl is about to get a tennessee squeaker.

tennessee squeaker by 127373 May 24, 2016

Hawaiian squat 

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

Hawaiian squat by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

Dock Squatin 

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

Dock Squatin by Talk back guy June 4, 2018