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sphincter bubble

When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.
by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013
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sphincter surprise

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
by VintageCorn April 24, 2015
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Sphincter slam

When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously
Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015
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sphincter splash

When your massively dense turd splashes the toilet water and proceeds to wetten your ass, in the end making it easier to scrub your cheeks.
"Did you drop something in the tub Richard?" "No, I just had a sphincter splash."
by SheistyAssCrack September 1, 2017
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Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018
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Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)
“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher
by Squickly July 4, 2018
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Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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