Sphincter’s Puckered

How the 31 NFL franchises feel when they are facing Peyton Manning that week.

Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”

This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Playing Peyton Manning every week for his entire career was playing against a team was their Super Bowl. The final boss. The dude still went 13-3 nearly every year regardless of their preparation and giving it all they truly had on the field, and they truly did.

“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.

Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!

I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.

sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
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artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.
So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.
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sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!
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sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
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Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
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sphincter-looker-atter

when someone just

Mmm
Here they go with this metronome bro
Oh my God
Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop)
A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo)
Liyaba daba dooboop (bow)
Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh)
Yabadaba
Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo)
Ayabadaba
Yaba dababadaba (alright)
It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel)
I said (he's a genius)
Womba domba
Shamba damba (shamba damba)
Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba)
Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin')
Yaboo (cracka lackin')
Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo)
Yaga wagourt (wagourt)
Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt)
Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm)
Yooboop (ooh)
Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm)
Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!)
Moosay
Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay)
Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory)
Yama nama doo
Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom)
An amba beebop (gama juice)
Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop)
Ayabadaba doobop
Ayabada babada wadawoowop
A woowa dasoowa damala woowop
A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop
Ayabadaba doodoo
Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo
's
and then you fuckung projectile cum
"man i just Mmm
Here they go with this metronome bro
Oh my God
Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop)
A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo)
Liyaba daba dooboop (bow)
Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh)
Yabadaba
Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo)
Ayabadaba
Yaba dababadaba (alright)
It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel)
I said (he's a genius)
Womba domba
Shamba damba (shamba damba)
Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba)
Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin')
Yaboo (cracka lackin')
Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo)
Yaga wagourt (wagourt)
Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt)
Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm)
Yooboop (ooh)
Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm)
Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!)
Moosay
Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay)
Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory)
Yama nama doo
Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom)
An amba beebop (gama juice)
Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop)
Ayabadaba doobop
Ayabada babada wadawoowop
A woowa dasoowa damala woowop
A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop
Ayabadaba doodoo
Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo"
"that was very sphincter-looker-atter of you "
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