Sperm Aqueduct

Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt

A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".

The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2

1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.

2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.

by YourMother1 September 5, 2008

monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.

Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.

by chris pittman April 29, 2006

Sperm Ball

A Sperm Ball is when you fill a condom with so much sperm it becomes the size of a ball then it is thrown at someone and explodes on contct covering them

Ewwww Now im covered in sperm why did you throw that Sperm ball

by Super Purple Vampire April 21, 2009

sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.

by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009

sperm factory

Testicles.

Your sperm factory needs time to generate another load after the sex having that just took place.

by Kirka July 21, 2015

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

by Chardmania November 29, 2016

get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023