spanish moons

A mustache style wore usually by latin men. Everything is shaved except for a tuft of hair on either upper corner of the mouth.

Juan had very neatly trimmed Spanish Moons.

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Spanish Bandana

When getting an upside down blowjob and your nuts are resting on a womans eyes.

I had her wearing a Spanish Bandana all night long.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

spedish

n. The language spoken by speds.
adj. Characterized by a lack of intelligence. Idiotic, moronic, brainless

You're speaking spedish.
Sorry, I was having a spedish moment.

by Sred ni Vashtar March 17, 2007

Spanish Waffle

The act of performing numerous sexual acts that are usually degrading to one or multiple of the participants.

Samuel, Betty, and Drew, performed a spanish waffle last night that resulted in samuel bleeding out of his anus and betty lying on the floor in tears.

by The True GalASSo July 4, 2010

spanish moss

Long pubic hair hanging down from the labia majora. Taken from the long wispy vegetation that hangs down from tree branches.

A common nude photo: a woman from behind, with hair falling down her slightly arched back, and spanish moss backlit through her slightly spread legs.

When the sun shined through her dress, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties... I could see her spanish moss.

by iiams September 10, 2005

Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes

Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...

by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017

Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.

I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.

by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017