SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.

Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.

by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

Sober study

When your in college and have been drinking all week, but you need to take time to study

Hey want to grab a drink? No I got a test coming up I need to sober study

by yolocrayboy September 9, 2016

gay sober

The term gay sober takes inspiration from the popular phrase "California sober." Weed consumption is ubiquitous across the Golden State, so much so that smoking has been normalized and not considered a drug. The same can be said for the use of popper amongst the gay community.

I'm gay sober. I don't drink or do hard drugs, however, I sniff poppers during sex.

by Joes Pineapples June 17, 2022

Sober State

A state that has not legalized marijuana.

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

sober lit

Having a good time without drinking or use of drugs.

we are getting lunch today its going to be sober lit

by chaseisadinckleweed August 13, 2017

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009