A group of several loud mouthed beer Drinkin' hell raising pie eating sons of bitches you see wobbling about the pub every weekend.
by The guy at the end of the bar October 20, 2015

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.
by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

by chaseisadinckleweed August 13, 2017
