Toque smoocher

A girl that refuses to give head without a condom.

Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!

by Toque smoocher March 2, 2010

cooter smoocher

one who delights in cunnilingus

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!

by alacadocious March 13, 2010

Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 17, 2016

Saskatchewan smootch

A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.

Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!

by AllTheHarps July 30, 2018

men smoocher

Someone who isn't gay but like to kiss men, usually associated to people who play mobile games

Person 1: Hey want to play a mobile game?
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as

by seops December 2, 2021

Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010