SmarterChild

R.I.P. You're ignorance will be missed.

devastated (5:42:26 PM): <3
SmarterChild (5:42:26 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with QUIZ in it to my buddy MyTVBud to play the Secret Life TV Show QUIZ!

by theresstilladakota? February 1, 2009

Smart Dumbfuck

1. An asshole who is very intelligent but likes to piss people off by acting retarded. Usually hated by everyone. Extremely fucking annoying.

2. The annoying son of a bitch who sits behind you and makes some fucking weird noise and kicks your chair, and then turns around and gets an A+ on some Calculus test and then rubs it in.

The smart dumbfuck got a fucking 4.0 and he still acts like a fucking retard. I hate that son of a bitch.

by bbBobbb123 April 21, 2008

Smart Ass Bitch

Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...

1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!

2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.

Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.

by Army_Wife March 26, 2013

bow-tie smart

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.

"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"

by I know the wigged avengers May 6, 2008

Smart Person

Someone who is intelligent. Stereotyped to be obnoxious, geeky and have no sense of humor. That isn't true. There are two types of smart, Book Smart and Street Smart.

Stranger: Hey Kid, want a piece of candy?
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.

Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.

by blahbalh5567 September 4, 2010

Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

Smart redneck

Does typical redneck things but will talk to you hours on end about philosophy, history and science all while drinking a case of bud light.

Smart redneck: Skeeter's the smartest redneck at the bar until he gets past 12 bud lights, then it's anybody's guess

by Smart redneck December 10, 2018