Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.

The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019

Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup

A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty

by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

sunshine smoothie

When you wake up early, make an orange smoothie, jizz into it then stir it with your dick and make your girlfriend drink it.

I gave my girl a sunshine smoothie this morning and she loved it!

by Hoebagcockface April 11, 2017

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017