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Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021
mugGet the Smoothie Handsmug.

Prune-Smoothie

The act of shoving prunes into a partners anus then penetrating the anus with your member until ejaculation, after which the partner pushes out the contents into another partners mouth where they chew into a smoothie like substance then spits it back into your mouth. Where you then consume the substance.
"I'm really looking forward to my prune-smoothie after work with my boss and his wife."
by Sexual Horsemen January 14, 2015
mugGet the Prune-Smoothiemug.

Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty
Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie
by bhman February 14, 2012
mugGet the Innocent as a smoothiemug.

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there
Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth
by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017
mugGet the shmegma smoothiemug.

hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.
she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.
by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010
mugGet the hallway smoothiemug.

Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.
The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.
by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019
mugGet the Peach Smoothiemug.

sunshine smoothie

When you wake up early, make an orange smoothie, jizz into it then stir it with your dick and make your girlfriend drink it.
I gave my girl a sunshine smoothie this morning and she loved it!
by Hoebagcockface April 11, 2017
mugGet the sunshine smoothiemug.

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