When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

The act of shoving prunes into a partners anus then penetrating the anus with your member until ejaculation, after which the partner pushes out the contents into another partners mouth where they chew into a smoothie like substance then spits it back into your mouth. Where you then consume the substance.
by Sexual Horsemen January 14, 2015

by bhman February 14, 2012

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there
by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.
by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019

When you wake up early, make an orange smoothie, jizz into it then stir it with your dick and make your girlfriend drink it.
by Hoebagcockface April 11, 2017
