underage slurpee

an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..

mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"

mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"

by the mafia niggah June 17, 2010

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006

San Francisco Slurpee

when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.

Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.

by inspironb120 June 20, 2009

Herpe Slurpee

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

Turd-Slurpee

I don't know what the hell this means... but I do know, that it sounds rather disgusting!!!

Turd-Slurpe... what the....*puke*

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 24, 2003

bung slurpee

A bung slurpee is another term for feltching: sucking the cum out of one's ass either lips-to-ass or with a straw. Also see feltch feltching

Rod Stewart slipped the straw deep inside Mic Jagger's ass and sucked till he tasted the slimy, salty taste of his cum mixed with shit. Both of them loved a hot bung slurpee straight from a man's ass.

by guilty_spork December 6, 2004

jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.

My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.

by Falkan March 4, 2003