slumptydumpty

Being tired beyond all recognition by the end of the day. Having little to no energy after you've been out all night.

Maaaaaaaan I'm slumptydumpty. I just wanna go to bed.

by adclark32 May 29, 2018

Slumped kiwi

A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl

Damn that’s slumped kiwi I thought he was ugly damn he’s got as fuck

by Definitely not slumped kiwi June 12, 2018

Slumpness

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018

Slump(ed)

The act of falling asleep or getting knocked out after a fight etc.

Ky: Yo jit was completely slump(ed) yesterday
Me: That’s what he get for staying up all night

by Wavvy-bloodsuckka January 8, 2019

Slumpadinks

The comfy clothes that you wear around the house. You look forward to putting them on at the end of the day. They have an elastic waistband. They’re cosy, but practical. You wouldn’t particularly want anyone to see you in them. They possibly have a bleach stain on them or maybe a tiny hole. Mismatched and old.

I can’t wait to get home and put on my slumpadinks

by FruddyLovely February 14, 2019

slumpling

That mid afternoon slump specifically after mass consumption of dumplings / yum cha on your lunchbreak.

Mate I caanot keep my eyes open after all those dumplings, I'm in a total slumpling, wake me at 5pm.

by Tee Elle See March 7, 2019

Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.

Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.

by CaravanPrizeFighter October 3, 2019