Sloppy Belgium

A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.

Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."

Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"

by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010

sloppy walrus

a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"

The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

Sloppy Scottie

You drink way beyond you're limit and need to lean on objects to keep your balance. You start talking about things that no one understands or ever thought about before and you need to be 3 inches from a persons face to continue conversation

Last night the Sloppy Scottie in Brian came out while at the bar and not only did he get kicked out, he scared all the fine women away.

by Scott kr July 26, 2005

sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.

Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!

by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017

plop a sloppy

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta plop a sloppy."

by Adam Mathew Martillo March 7, 2007

sloppy taco

(Sex Move) during sex when a man is almost to climax he pulls out and releases his load on the womans vagina lips.
thus the sloppy taco.

Man: ooooh that feels so good.
Woman: Oh my god
Man: (splooge) yah! all over your cooch you whore.
Woman: not another sloppy taco.

by pea_body January 29, 2010

sloppy vagina

a pussy that is so loose and full of cum no other word but sloppy could describe it

your grandmother has a sloppy vagina

by zoombafu69 December 15, 2011