sixer

6 containers of the Lords good brew
6 cans/bottles full of good times
The perfect companion on a short/long journey

Hey Willis says he's got a sixer and a turkey in the oven.

by die-nough-soar June 27, 2003

my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB

Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB

by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004

Sexed Up Rockey Style

Filthy sex acts , originally discovered in Johnson County. It is now most commonly found in Wyandotte County.
Prior to Rockey style action, there is an excess of teasing from the initiator.

It is damn good.

A typical session of being Sexed Up Rockey Style involves side-stepping around dirty sexual acts for a period of a month. ( Lots of use of sexual innuendo which does not come to fruition until around the time previously mentioned.) This is followed by wild oscillating intercourse.

by Another Rockey Style Abettor September 3, 2009

sexed

A much simpler way of saying having sex or had sex. It is in past tense form.

dude- Do you think they sexed?
guy- I dont know but I sexed her up last night.
dude- No I definitely sexed her last night.
guy- Damn, she playin us.

by remT September 17, 2007

Double Sided Sword

when you fuck a girl who is a virgin and yet still get a STD

Wow that girl last night was 1 Double Sided Sword

by Marvin Ponchock September 4, 2006

one sided hookup

When your partner receives sexual pleasure from you and doesn’t return the favor.

Person 1: Man, what happened last night?

Person 2: I brought this girl home and did all kinds of stuff to her then she rolled over and went to bed!

Person 1: She one sided hookuped you!!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)

Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008