Steamoticon

Shorthand for the tradeable, game-themed emoticons added to Valve's Steam PC game delivery service along with Steam Trading Cards. Many aren't "emoticons" in the traditional sense; rather, they are just little icons related to a game's theme. Their relative uselessness in this sense can lead to "Steamoticon spam" - the practice of popping a couple Steamoticons at the end of every post a player makes, probably unrelated to the post itself. As "items", Steam users can display them in galleries on their profiles as well, though, so the less emotive icons are of some practical value.

"I can't believe you paid $3 for that Binding of Isaac *poop* Steamoticon. Are you crazy?!"
"Omg I know you love the Companion Cube, but do you have to end ever single post you make with that Steamoticon?"

by Cryotek September 7, 2013

man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 2, 2010

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

Japanese steamroller

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.

Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.

by Dr. Martin Luther king jr. June 30, 2019

Linden Steam Academy

Worst school in Massachusetts!!! And worst school in the whole world! Full of fake bitches, Ugly ass people and dumbass speds! Don’t come here, It sucks :)

Jessica: Ugh that school Linden Steam Academy is so trash!
Kailey: I know right!

by nun ya :) December 1, 2019

Farmington STEAM Academy

The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.

Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks

Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart

by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020