Schrodinger's Project Manager

A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.

"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"

"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"

Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"

by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020

Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021

Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.

by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021

Schrödinger's April Fool

When you ask your crush out on first of April, and decide whether it was a prank or not according to their reply.

David: Bro, I asked my crush out yesterday!
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.

by coward69 April 9, 2021

Schrödinger Equation

The Schrödinger equation is a linear partial differential equation that governs the wave function of a quantum-mechanical system.
looks like this- −ℏ22m∇2+V(r⃗ )ψ(r⃗ )=Eψ(r⃗ ).
Tell me if you understand

The Schrödinger Equation is commonly use in quantum mechanics

by DesperateForest April 30, 2021

Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.

I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.

by Combo_42 November 19, 2021