Heemie Shneemie

1. (n.)
The corners of one's mouth; Cold sores, dried saliva, or any other imperfections located on the corners of the mouth

1. "Do I have heemie shneeemie this morning?"
2. "I made out with someone, and I know they have oral herpes. Keep your eyes out for any heemie shneemie."

by SHORTFATBAWLD December 3, 2006

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

sheeding

the present participle form of the verb "to sheed."

this crazy bitch is yelling at me and i all i can do is stand there sheeding.

by Timmeh Jimmeh April 6, 2008

Shneeze

Shneeze:

Shneeze Shhhh - Knees

A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze

Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.

John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.

by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011

Sneed

An alternative word for „Need“ used primarily for Hyperbole or Exaggeration

>texting friend
„Yo dude have you seen so and so she’s so hot!“
„Show me“
>picture
„SNEED“

by Polarbearwaffen March 22, 2021

Crenshaw sneed

The stupid fucking nigger that’s failing every class and threatened to shoot you

Crenshaw sneed

by Sussybakaballs April 13, 2022

Sneed

Nerds who dress like tomboys and can say the alphabet backwards

Does she seriously think she is a sneed??

by minpipnamshan June 4, 2018