Shitposting

Using social media while on the toilet

My constitutional is slow so I’m multitasking by shitposting.

by Bee Vomit October 29, 2020

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020

Shitartastic

When you're taking a shit and you fart the shit out instead of pushing and it feels fantastic

I just had a shitartastic

by The_me_ February 1, 2021

shitposter

Cunt

Shitposters shitposting on r/shitpost

by huckleberry_19 June 8, 2021

shitposter

I'm only doing this for a meme on r/shitposting

Shitposters shitposting on r/shitposting

by huckleberry_19 June 8, 2021

shitmaster694200

shitmaster694200 is so cool and awesome and cool and awesome and cool

Hey do you know that awesome tiktoker shitmaster694200?

Yes they are so cool

by neonmoose14 July 11, 2021

Shitpost

Shitpost. Something Demi Leek has no clue about

Damn, That Demi Leek has no idea how to shitpost

by CrueLxMelodY August 8, 2021