Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
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Get the shelly'd mug.Shelbys are very funny and always make people laugh. They are usually pretty skinny and are average height. They have blue/green eyes and brown/blonde hair. They love the beach and their bestfriends. They live in the south and love it too. Look all sweet n innocent but they listen to gangster rap. Some Shelbys are gamers or really Into athletics.
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