one who goes to the gym to talk rather than work out. A pump shark will continually walk up to people who he/she senses are have a good work out. The shark will then stroll up to that person and talk their ear off until they have effectively taken away the persons pump, hereby killing that persons workout for the day.
jake: Im going to get a great pump in today!! I can't wait to get to the gym and get my swoll on. You wanna go around 3?
Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.
Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy
Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.
Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy
by Nuke85 November 07, 2010
the sound made when someone is sucking on major dick, or atleast it just sounds like it.
a gargaling/ drowning sound
sound can also be made when you are excited or happy
a gargaling/ drowning sound
sound can also be made when you are excited or happy
by no... you September 17, 2009
Martin: I really don't want to go to that house viewing tonight, it's pissing it down.
Jen: You should go. No one else will turn up and you'll be an absolute rain shark.
Jen: You should go. No one else will turn up and you'll be an absolute rain shark.
by Jenbox May 08, 2018
a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water
by Shanaenae8 July 02, 2009
A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.
A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.
A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.
by Crono February 25, 2003
When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
by Mike & Nick December 26, 2007
A black person who can swim
by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017