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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
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Seven Guy

Seven Guy is a type of guy who talks about fortnite lore and tries to be normal but actually is sheldon from big bang theory
Bopis: hey seven guy
Seven: what
by Seven Hater January 4, 2022
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
mugGet the Seven-Uppermug.

Seven Stars

A very popular brand of Japanese cigarettes introduced in 1969. Charcoal filtered and very mild tasting, but pack quite a bit of tar and nicotine which will catch you off guard. Loved by yankis and salarymen alike, Seven Stars is the epitome of Japanese tobacco and smoking culture.
-Tanaka sat at the bar sipping Kurokiri and sucking down Seven Stars one after another when he'd realized his wife was sleeping with another man.

-Damn, that's one powerful cigarette...
by pepechooboo July 24, 2013
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seven angels

the seven angels are also known as BTS,

kim namjoon, kim seokjin, min yoongi, jung hoseok, park jimin, kim taehyung and jeon jungkook
"oh my god looks its seven angels!"
"do you mean BTS?"
"yes."
by siralxoll February 22, 2022
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
mugGet the Seven-Uppermug.

the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman
by rebel666 November 27, 2011
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