mutual sexterest

A reciprocal interest in having sex between two or more people.

I believe Shaniqua and I have a mutual sexterest.

It appears my mutual sexterest is coming over tonight, do you happen to have some spare spandex and marmalde you can lend me?

by dr_strangemeister March 30, 2013

bench sitter

Someone who's on a team, but sits on the bench and watches the best players On the team play the game.

He's not a good player he's just a bench sitter.

by Eva7 May 31, 2016

self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.

"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "

by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018

line sitter

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant

“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday”

by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018

Shifter sitter

When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.

I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.

by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019

Lilly satterfield

Lilly Satterfield is one ugly fat cunt! She’s chunky and looks like a blob fish. Her body is shaped very weird too. She thinks she’s cool and thinks she’s in a gang, but she’s not. She’s a pussy too, she might act like she’ll fight you but when in comes down to it she will run away and cry! her only insult is “dike ass bitch” bc she thinks it makes her cool. She cheats on her boyfriend with her best friends boyfriends and send nudes to everyone! She might flex on her snap w alcohol and weed everyday, but she can’t handle it! Every time she drinks or smokes she passes right out! Lilly satterfield is the type of girl who tries too hard, looks like a blob fish, only wears one piece swim suits, very ugly, everyone has her nudes, back stabs any friends she has, she can’t hang! and skinny legs but a fat belly. If you come across a Lilly satterfield, BEAT THE BITCHES ASS!!

“did you see that girl lilly satterfiel? she litterally looks identical to a blob fish!” “Lilly satterfield is so annoying and ugly”

by Zknswixidnnsjs332 July 7, 2019