shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.

You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.

by HoneyDH October 22, 2015

obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world

obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama

by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021

second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

november second

The day of love ❤😘 spread love to those you love including family 👨👦👧👩👴👵 feedings and 👱bfs and 👱 ♀️Gfs. And if you oy don't have a gf or bf you will b the end of the day

November second you day of love ❤😘.....

by Jaccelyn October 31, 2019

Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

by ethant35 March 16, 2019