Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

stealth

remarkable, exquisite, glorious, awesome, smooth, bodacious, fine, tremendous, pulchritudinous

"WOW - you are looking stealth. I'd love a piece!"

"That route was stealth - glorious moves!"

"You've been stealthed!"

"Stealtherrific!"

"Stealthify!"

by gerryc May 6, 2012

Stealth Bomber

While your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to shit on her while crawling.Then you quietly leave the room unseen.Thus the name "stealth" for doing it quietly and "bomber" for shitting.

My girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

by lilcloudy24 February 1, 2010

stealth away

When an instant messenger user puts up an away message to lead people to believe that they aren't there, yet in reality they are still sitting in front of their computer and quite available to converse.

Jon didn't want Emily to think he was at his computer, so he put up a stealth away message so he could browse the web in peace.

by LikeableRodent September 7, 2005

stealth nigger

1. A black person whose skin color is so dark that you can not see him/her in the picture especially taken in dim lighting.

2. Any black person whom you can not see him/her well in the night.

Jeff: Did you see a black couple's wedding photo in which the groom can not be seen?
Joe:Yeah, he is such a stealth nigger!!

by nigga-chan June 14, 2010

Stealthing

To fuck "safe" intentionally with a faulty condom - therefore end result is a bare fuck with the receiver under the impression a condom is fully intact during intercourse to climax.

The boy told me he plays safe only so i put on a condom with the tip bitten off . stealthing makes refutting raw sex a win win scenario...

him raw regardless without him knowing...

by Dirtyowl December 16, 2016

Stealth Hippie

A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.

Oh I know, he's a stealth hippie. He's seen like 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.

by holyjes August 11, 2010